- CRAZINESS....: is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for N350,000 and Landlord dey pursue your MAMA cos of N12K House Rent for VILLAGE/li>
- FAITH....: is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii, money dey come)
- WISDOM....: is dating your landlord's daughter... (Over kakulation)
- STUPIDITY....: is having six BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment.. (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu)
- WEALTH....: is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just topick up a forgotten wristwatch (Money speaking)
- WASTAGE....: Is buying a Big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey live there (Political Armed Robber)
- TROUBLE....: is slapping a soldier infront of quarter guard in a barrack.. (You may not live well enough to tell the story, na another person go record the inference)
- IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (He cannot come and go and die na)
- FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel.. (abegiii! U no get flash?)
- MADNESS is when a LADY flirt with a Rich HIV/AIDS Victim so that she can get money to Buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR, (hmm..Na only God know when person go die jare,abi?)
- DIRTINESS is When Cockroach, Ant,Spider and Rat become your Roommates and you said God Created them for a Purpose.
LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions while tears dey rush comot from your eye.. (Chei....Calaba r bleeping, sweet love)
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